David Caruso - All The Way

We realize fans of David Caruso tend to concentrate more on details than we would. Yet, are we so oblivious to that which the average person notices immediately? We've seen this photo dozens of times, never saw (or cared, since it would be considered normal in Miami) what Dixiebabe deems important enough to headline a forum thread. Talk about a boring news day!! And titles it "since I have been asked for it here it is....ugly sweaty armpits! Who is she kidding? How much absurdity exists out... Read Full Story

HeidiHo, you job isn't finished. There remains three last letters in the alphabet to fill: X, Y and Z. Or, did we miss a few names? Is there an Xaviera, Yolanda or a Zelda we're neglecting here. Our apologies to those we have failed to acknowledge. Move over, Amina, Cheri, Eva, Gina, Liza, Margaret, Paris, Rachel, etc., etc., etc. Make room for Vivica A. Fox. Based on a totally unsubstantiated little blurb in some obscure online blog (which we have always suspected may have been planted by... Read Full Story

It was brought to our attention. We're ashamed to admit we hadn't thought of it. Please, it would be a great boost to Best Buddies if someone in David Caruso's camp would send Sarah Palin and Baby Trig, perhaps the entire Palin family, Best Buddies T-shirts. Thanks for thinking of it and passing it on to us, Shelby! Read Full Story

Ever notice how a blank space can be very calming? It's almost like a written version of "white noise". This very astute observation came from PatMc, a reader and increasingly less frequent commenter on our TV Guide articles. She refers, for those who haven't had the pleasure, to the blank space that appears in place of each post from someone you have chosen to "ignore". Tiz a blessing, that 'white noise'. Not familiar with white noise? No, not the novel by Don DeLillo nor the movie with... Read Full Story

Not one to be thwarted, HeidiHo, aka Heidi Schnitzer, never misses a beat. Apparently, this fugitive David Caruso stalker, from her hideout in the underbelly of Tijuana, has been banned by Digg. All five names she has used on Digg (CrazyRabbit2, Mermaid7, QueenBitch2die4, StealthQueen, KillerQueen) to assault David have been deleted. Does that stop her barrage of babbling? Not our harbinger of horror! No obsessive psychotic worth the name would even pause in their pursuit. Being banned isn't... Read Full Story