David Caruso - All The Way

David Caruso - All The Way

Heidimarie Schnitzer: Innsbruck Icon of Idiocy!

Tijuana's Tyrolean Tinkerbell, aka Innsbruck's Icon of Idiocy, lives up to her ever-faltering reputation with each strike to the keyboard. In the days of her libelous rumors, fabrications and embarassing tales, there remained a spark of originality, albeit illegal. No such novelty exists today. When she took cover under the radar, it became mandatory to maintain what for her is a low profile. Or possibly, her psychosis has advanced beyond the point of independent thought. Much like the elderly with dementia, who are unaware of the repetitious pattern of their stories, she's obviously on auto-pilot. Perhaps the keyboard strokes itself, as the car goes in a specific direction without conscious thought from the driver.
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