David Caruso: Freaky Friday Frags

We are patient. Perhaps that's not quite accurate. We are generally very impatient. However, over those situations where control rests outside our jurisdiction, we struggle to maintain, realizing that not everyone prioritizes the same way.

With this press release on Episode 9 of "CSI Miami", titled "Kill Clause", we find we will be meeting a mysterious woman from Jesse's past. Do we really care yet about Jesse's past?

It's fairly safe to assume here we're not alone when we shout out a collective "NO".

The collective 'we', meaning the entire online CSI Miami fanbase, have been quite vocal for a very long time, waiting for a storyline that relates to longtime cast members: Frank (Rex Linn), who hasn't had a storyline since "Bait" in Season 2; Natalia (Eva LaRue), whose last personal involvement was "Darkroom" in Season 5. Even Horatio (David Caruso), Ryan (Jonathan Togo) and Calleigh (Emily Procter) could have phoned in their lines thus far this season, with the exception of Horatio's 30 second meltdown at Eric's bedside.