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David Caruso - Heidi's Weekend Rates




Heidi Schnitzer, David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker, is running very, very low on cash.  For this weekend only, she is slashing her rates to $5 bucks per half hour for customers of Tijuana's Adelita Bar.  Tipping is optional. 

For those whose travel plans include Tijuana's Zona Norte, visit the Adelita Bar and the neighboring Coahuila Hotel.  Ask for Heidi.  She'll provide you service with a smile and free penicillin.

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