David Caruso

News and opinions about TV actor David Caruso. According to Wikipedia: David Caruso is an American film and television actor. He is best known at present for his role as Lieutenant Horatio Caine on the TV series CSI: Miami.

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David Caruso's Stalker Identified!

Written by dojo on

From: community.tvguide.com

According to Defamer (frightening, isn't it?), David Caruso's too-long-free Stalker has been identified. As we already knew, her name is Heidi, she's an Austrian citizen currently on the run and hiding in Tijuana.

According to Defamer, and we quote:"Scratch an egomaniac and you're sure to find a sensitive soul just a sincere hug or two away from a healthy, humanitarian lifestyle. At least that's our read on ginger terror David Caruso, whose tyranny on the set of CSI: Miami can only come from a place of haunted concern for something larger than himself — say, perhaps, upholding the dramatic tradition of sunglasses-removal, or, if we are to believe the civilian investigation to which we were tipped this morning, the whereabouts of a fugitive stalking suspect he (and reportedly the FBI) might prefer to see located sooner than later.........

As recently as April, Austrian authorities were reportedly searching for an unnamed 41-year-old woman who skipped her trial on charges of stalking and threatening to kill Caruso and his "butt-ugly Latina whore" — generally believed to be his former TV wife Alana De La Garza. That was the last we heard of it before this week, when a subculture of stalker hunters leapt out of the woodwork and into our morning coffee. And they make the outlandish Marilyn Monroe collectibles circuit seem better-adjusted than a Honda..................."

Yes, we've had the photos; no, we didn't leak to Defamer (***shudder***); however, we're not above posting it if it will help bring this felon to justice.

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