David Caruso
David Caruso is an American actor best known for his role as Lieutenant Horatio Caine on the CBS television series CSI: Miami. He also appeared as Detective John Kelly on the series NYPD Blue. Find more pictures, videos and news about... [more]
David Caruso is an American actor best known for his role as Lieutenant Horatio Caine on the CBS television series CSI: Miami. He also appeared as Detective John Kelly on the series NYPD Blue. Find more pictures, videos and news about David Caruso here.
LIZA MARQUEZ BIOGRAPHY!! the original one!!


Stage name : Gigli,she started at age of 15,liza was discovered on california streets by a guy named ramon felix(the hookers king),and hired her as stripper on his little 4th class cantina "chicas calientes por $1.50 cents la noche"(hot girls just for $1.50 cents per night).liza`s fame spreaded fast,when men heard about this particular hooker,that made amaizing discounts till$50.cents!.liza got today a relationship with actor david caruso(csi miami star),but its not gonna last cause he is having a relationship with eva la rue(co-star),and they`re about to break up!.liza is trying to contact her old friends to get her job back,but it seems to be difficult cause she is fat as hell "and her breast" says a close friend:"are 7 feet underground" says:"ramon gave her an audition,but she is too fat,and her moves,are not the same"says saddly:"but we are her friend,and we`ll do everything is in our power to get her a job".:"she was one of my best girls"reminds ramon":i remember the first time i saw her,she offered me sex,and i offered her a job..that was beautiful" says:"i hated caruso for a while! he took my best girl,and my bussiness broked".:"she was a good friend" remember kathy(name was changed):"we made every night about $5.00 dollars,and she shared the tips with us,i missed her when she left,but i think she`s back".other liza`s friend that worked with her(sasha)shared with us-:"how can i forget her?,liza taugh me the secret,about how to hooke up,married men" remember sasha with wetting eyes-:"i was a little shy,when i started,but then she told me that yoga is great,cause keep you relaxer,and flexible(very important for this bussiness),i took her adviced,and now i`m gonna get married with a rich man,as soon as he get divorced with his wife!thank you liza,i owe you girl!" says with falling tears.-:"i think the rumor about she was yoga instructor comes from that!i mean,she showed me a few moves,to all of us,but it was missunderstood"-:i told david this will happend",says liza,not surprised at all;-"i might be in trouble,cause i`m not suppose to talk about this,we made an agreedment of confidentiality,not to talk about my past,but since he is dating with eva,what da`hell",says convinced,:"yes is true,i used to be an "street worker".i asked liza about that term,never heard it before,:-"i rather call it like that,sounds more professional",says,she takes a deep breath and start to sing like mariah carey:-"everything stared with my grand,grand,grand,grand...ok it`ll gonna takes at least 1,259,grandmothers!it`s the bussiness family!comes from the blood!i dropped school,that thing is not for me!then my grandma` told me"why you`re going to school?for this bussiness,you only need to learn is about numbers,so you can count when you get paid!and about positions,and i`m not talking about a charge in a office!",i guess that was the best adviced i ever heard,it was like she was reading my mind,definitly my heart beating,that was like a sign!she always knew that i have potencial!she took a look at me,the way i look,i dress,i walk,i talk,and my behavior in public,shesaid:"oh,yes,you are definitly a marquez!"says proudly,:"oh come on UFAL!what in the world make you think that i can remember my first client?do you have any idea how many clients i had?if i had that kind of memory,i would be working on the NASA,or somenthing!,but what i do remember,it`s that look on my clients faces!yeah,i was definitly the ramon`s best girl",says:"yeah its true i`m a little fat,but i`m working on it"says with confidence:"of course i got plans,in fact i`m writing a book,its almost done,but the thing is there`s so much to share with,that i guess,i`ll write at least 4 more to cover up all",when i asked to liza about her book`s name.."it`s call kamazutra II,and it`s almost done"...-:"i don't know how to define my relationship with david;its a healthy mix of infidelity,and agreedment!he's unfaithful,and me for the agreedment,i'm the one who has to containe thyself!thanks god its almost over,cause i can't take this anymore",says desperatly:"-my mother started when she was 16,and my grandma'15,just like me!its incredible all the things i've learned from them!says:-"yes i've heard theres a lot of people who thinks my relationship with david is a fairy tale!there's no such thing as fairy tale!i don't believe in that!in fact i remember my mother use to read me "the geisha's secrets",very good!says with a smile:"well,the last saturday was my debut,and it was a success!that night we made $6.00 dollars,not bad for the first night!ramon is very positive about me!he want us to work hard,so we can save money cause ramon wants to paint the cantina,and retouch the letters"!says:"well i'm excited,what can i say,i'm back!and i hope to see you guys this weekend,cause for every two men you bring,you got a free charge hooker,and a beer,for the house!don't be stranger!",by chariah
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