(Showtime)The number one lesson we learned from tonight’s Dexter is as follows: Never trust Dr. Evelyn Vogel as your family therapist. She’ll make everyone want to commit suicide. The second lesson is that if your insane with PTSD sister ever tries to drown you in a lake you better hope she changes her mind during the final act, because good Samaritans can only save one of you before giving up and disappearing. Like, seriously, where did that guy go? I know that there are many other things to...Read Full Story
(Showtime)For a show called Dexter, this final season really is shaping up to be the story of Debra. But you know what? We’re okay with that. This week’s episode, “What’s Eating Dexter Morgan?” — which taken literally was nothing, despite a cameo by a freaking cannibal — found our hero further grappling with the realization that he’d ruined his sister’s life with his never-ending appetite for taking human life. “I consume everyone I love,” Dexter said over the wrapped-up body of the murderer...Read Full Story
(Showtime)Raise your hand if you thought that this was the direction that Dexter would take during its eigth and final season. Anyone? No? Good.Now, take that same hand and face-palm yourself, because of course Harry Morgan — the honest, good, White Knight father of Debra F**king Morgan — would never have been able to come up with "the code" all by himself. To create his perfect, functioning psychopath he needed an expert, and he found that expert in Dr. Evelyn Vogel, who is probably just a...Read Full Story
(Showtime)Forget about Deb walking in on Dexter's Colin Hanks kill at the end of Season 6 — that predictable moment was a long time coming. But when newcomer Evelyn Vogel (the wonderful Charlotte Rampling) revealed that not only she, but freaking Harrison* knew about our hero(?)'s murderous tendencies? You could hear a metaphoric pin drop, while simultaneously feeling those delicious chills running down your spine. What a way to start off your final season, Dexter. * On second watch I noticed...Read Full Story
Desmond Harrington Wall
Desmond Harrington is an American actor who currently stars in the CW's 'Gossip Girl.'