Elisabetta Canalis Mocks the Dictator's Package

Sacha Baron Cohen "Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! (Source: FameFlynet Pictures) more pics » Elisabetta Canalis (FameFlynet Pictures) Say what you will about Sacha Baron Cohen, but there's no arguing the man has a way with self promotion and creative marketing tactics. After spilling Kim Jong-il's fake ashes on Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars and threatening Matt Lauer's family on the Today show, Cohen's Dictator alter-ego returned to invade the Canne film festival.

As The Dictator's General Aladeen, Cohen arrived in a posh yacht, accompanied by George Clooney's former flame, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. Cohen and a bikini-clad Canalis frolicked on the deck, rubbing sunscreen on each other and taking photos of each other, but things took a turn when Canalis grew unimpressed at Aladeen's manhood.

Canalis laughed and mocked the General for his puny package, which he, of course, did not take a liking to. A staged fight ended in Canalis' execution and her "dead" body being tossed overboard.

Check out the entire scene below:
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Sacha Baron Cohen "Murders" Elisabetta Canalis On A Yacht!

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