Evan Esar Quotes
Evan Esar was a humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943 and "20,000 Quips and Quote" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different... [more]
Evan Esar was a humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943 and "20,000 Quips and Quote" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." Evan Esar passed away in 1995, but left thousands of quips behind to help us remember him.
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"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once."
-Evan Esar
"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."
-Evan Esar
"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once."
-Evan Esar
"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."
-Evan Esar
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