Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar was a humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943 and "20,000 Quips and Quote" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different... [more]

Evan Esar was a humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943 and "20,000 Quips and Quote" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." Evan Esar passed away in 1995, but left thousands of quips behind to help us remember him.

A Favorite Evan Esar Quip

"Walking isn't a lost art; one must, by some means, get to the garage."
- Evan Esar
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