Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar Quotes

Evan Esar was a humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943 and "20,000 Quips and Quote" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different...

Evan Esar was a humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943 and "20,000 Quips and Quote" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." Evan Esar passed away in 1995, but left thousands of quips behind to help us remember him.

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Evan Esar Quote about Biographies

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"A biography is a book that is usually written about a dead person because it is so unlike him when he was alive." - Evan Esar Read Full Story

Evan Esar Quote about Marriage

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"There's one point a husband and wife always agree upon; he thinks nothing is too good for her, and so does she." - Evan Esar Read Full Story

Evan Esar Quote about Driving

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"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." - Evan Esar Read Full Story

Evan Esar Quote about the Zoo

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"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings." -Evan Esar Read Full Story

Evan Esar quote about admiration

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"Admiration -- Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us." - Evan Esar Read Full Story

What is the One Best Evan Esar Quip?

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Here is my vote: "It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." Read Full Story

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"Walking isn't a lost art; one must, by some means, get to the garage."
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Dictionary of Humorous Quotations 2

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Dictionary of Humorous Quotations 2

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"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once."
    -Evan Esar
 
"Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them."
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Evan Esar Quips- The Quotations Page
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Evan Esar quip archive at Quotes DB
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Evan Esar Quotes.com, biography, books, and Evan Esar resource.
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Quotes at ilovequote.com
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Evan Esar Quotes at About.com
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