The Emo "Wannabe"

Emo wannabes will tend to whine more often about stupid little events that happened in their puny day or make up something about how their mom yelled at them and made them upset just to be provided with sympathy from people who really just don't care or who are just entirely gullible as hell. The emo wannabe will take everything from the emo side fringe to writing depressing poetry as gospel while making every attempt to seem as depressing or as boring as possible. An emo wannabe will probably cut themselves at a puny attempt to appear "More emo" because in their stupid idiotic minds "It's the emo thing to do" This is entirely untrue. The "Emo Wannabe" however can also look the opposite of "Emo" and yet are entirely convinced that they are the most Emoist thing on the planet, this again is completely untrue, they just for some reason cannot get the fact through to their impenetrable skull.

"Emos" do laugh, "Emos" don't make up stories to gain attention, and more importantly "Emos" don't cut themselves because their mommies asked them to clean their room and that they just "Don't understand them", also "Emos" don't go around declaring how they're emo or just put simply - label themselves. They are a virus that seems to increasing rapidly, and unfortunately, the cure to this cancer hasn't been discovered yet.

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              (Fact: This emo wannabe made the author shit bricks                       from laughing so hard)

 - Emo Wannabe King

                             Emo Wannabe Queen:

HAIL TO YOUR MASTERS!