Top Ten Evil Cat Videos

Ailurophobia, in the world of psychological conditions, is the fear of cats. Some dismiss it. Some laugh at it. While others know it’s very real. I’m in the latter group (incidentally, so was Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Benito Mussolini).

I don’t hate the sneaky bastards, but for one reason or another they attack me, always have. I’ve never met a cat that liked me, except one, and I don’t think that one was altogether there. Someday, medical science and/or modern psychotherapy will figure this out. Until then, I self-medicate with YouTube videos of EVIL CATS! Enjoy!

Holy crap this one is scary:
So damn scary when they pretend to be cute then try to scratch your eyes out.
I want to cuddle up with this one so bad.
Cat is Man's New Best Friend

This cat isn't as evil as it looks, no wait, yes it is.
I've never brought violence against any cat. Ever. Even though when I was growing up, my dad had a cat like this that bit the hell out of me.

I think deep down, this kitty has a really good heart.
This is Pinky, Internet celebrity. Pinky hates cops.

This cat totally hates reporters.
And last but not least: