DISH-CUSSION: NIP/TUCK, SEASON 5

good day CAMPers,

your GAY CAMP LEADER does believe that we need to take a freshened look at one of GAY CAMP's favorite fAAAABuLOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS t.v. series, nip/tuck. now that season five has started, big fAAAABuLOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS changes have re-invented the storylines and the scenery.

when we first [dish-cussed nip/tuck back in may], the doctors were still performing their surgical miracles in miami. and if you all were watching like you were supposed to be then you would know that after much drama, as we are so accustomed to seeing on this show, they have fAAAABuLOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSly re-invented themselves in hollywood.



already the new season has lived up to the show's reputation for pushing the surreal to the forefront and making it feel like the norm. the show is also making an even bigger homosexual statement this season. now we all know that this show has always been fAAAABuLOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSly gay friendly. in season two, famke janssen was featured as ava moore, a transsexual who gets involved with christian and then matt. it was all a bit scandalous, but that's what made the season so fAAAABuLOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS. then, in season three, matt gets involved with cherry peck, also a transsexual, who was played by willam "it ain't william" belli. and by the way, willam blogs at as long as there's sidewalks, i'll have a job. and she is fAAAABuLOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS! so read her blog, bitches!...oops, now where did that come from!?!...your LEADER must be channeling his inner diva...again?...damnit!

anyway, this new season promises something for the ladies. as always, roma maffia, reprises her role as liz, the lesbo-bitch with a heart, anesthesiologist. now what would the show be without her? ~boring~, is what it would be! so, now the show will have even more lesbi-drama with the introduction of portia di rossi as ollie, a.k.a. olivia lord, julia's new love interest. yes, CAMPers, the same julia who had an affair with christian, was married to sean, had an affair with a dwarf, and dated dr. quentin costa, among others.

as you can see CAMPers, you must watch this show if you aren't already. and don't just watch the show because it is fAAAABuLOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS. watch it because your GAY CAMP LEADER told you to!