Techno Nation

One day last week my 14 year old son came running, DAD!! DAD!! , WHAAT ! The U.K. just launched “SKYNET“. Okaay so? You know TERMINATOR, dragging me by my arm to the forbidden zone known as his room, he proceeds to pull up a news article which indeed verifies that the U.K. had launched what it referred to as the “Final Skynet satellite”. I must admit that I found it all very disturbing, I mean come on I know you hear things like this, But no body really thinks something like this could really happen-, right? It seems all to conspiratorial if you ask me! So-, How is this possible, you say?

Look, all you gotta do is flip through the channels, of your REAL-TIME DIGITIZED HI-DEF home HOLO-DECK system brought to you, and censored by, your local Fascist Capitalistic Consciousness provider! While trying to ignore the multiple SPAMTASTIC pleadings of your Superiorly Unapologetic Virally inspired personal transport and mobile office platform through the use of it’s integrated TWITTERING BLUETEETH that it’s pissed another quart of SYNTEC on a recent Governmentally Psychotic Surveillanced excursion for milk, All for the equally integrated CRYO-SUSTENANCE and PREPARATION unit. To see that MR. SMITH is indeed holding the RED and BLUE remotes of our personal Technological ZION and that the through the repetitive use of our ON-DEMAND Technologicaly Invasive Visual Oracle that truly the rabbit hole is indeed both forked and on going, and going, and going!

It is through the ABBREVIATED RAZOR sharp overuse of our mobile DARKPEBBLED CONFECTIONS that you find this urgency to PREQUELIZE an 80’s “B” rated fictional TORRENT of a FACIALIZED LIVE STREAMING JUDGMENT DAY.

No on wants to believe it could happen to their child, but now that you know the warning signs, Let your kids know you care. Take the time and Talk to your KIDS-, about the DANGERS of REALITY NEWS. Remember when we were young, all we wanted was “MONEY FOR NOTHING and YOUR KICKS FOR FREE”!