Farewell

Last month, People magazine editor Larry Hackett told the New York Times' Generation B columnist Michael Winerip, “We’re....on Farrah watch. At this point Farrah has to die. It’s the only cover left for her.”

So, Larry, roll out that cover you've had saved for months and prepare for sales numbers even higher than the record number Farrah gave you in 1979. Miss Fawcett has left the building. Speaking of which, I'm already wondering what kind of puns we're going to see on all the tabloids. Plumbing references, anyone?