Horrible Prom Fashion: Worst Dresses EVER.
Finding the right prom dress can be rough. A lot of the best designs come with hefty price tags, and it's almost impossible to find an economical dress that doesn't look like everyone else's. There are some dresses, however, that are simply inexcusable in any context.
8. Pretty in Pink Bag Lady
linked from boston.com
As a very young child I found the ending to John Hughes' 80's masterpiece Pretty in Pink confusing. I knew that it was supposed to end happily: Molly Ringwald's character ended up making out with the rich dude in the rain, and she somehow "showed" the aptly-named douche Steph how she was way classier than he...in a pepto-bismol colored bag. The ugliness blew my mind every time I rewound the VHS tape.
7. Fuschia Tulle Vomit
linked from foreveramber.typepad.com
Some person took a Barbie Ballgown and copied the pattern stitch for stich. And I hate that person.
6. Kelli Pickler as Princess Jasmine Prom Dress
linked from phillyblurbs.com
She gets an automatic fail on two counts:
5. Grandmaster Flash Prom Dress
linked from weblogs.com
Do you think maybe she put it on backwards?
4. Hello Kitty Prom Puke and Sock Monkey Hell
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linked from whatnottoknit.wordpress.com
DOUBLE FAIL: No cartoon characters allowed at prom. I'm looking at you, Dora the Explorer. Also, a custom-made sock monkey dress will set you back $1,500. A great buy if you hate yourself.
3. Prom Pregnancy Shift
linked from jibjab.com
2. Misplaced Patriotism Prom Dress
linked from shinymedia.headshift.com
1. Confederate Flag "Idiot Heritage" Gowns
linked from slrc-csa.org
Shamefully, there are quite a few photographs of confederate flag prom dresses on the web. This one comes courtesy of a southern belle named Jacqueline Duty out of Russell, Kentucky, who had "planned and saved" for this monstrosity since her freshman year of high school. She chose this pattern because it "showed what [she] stood for." She never made it through the doors to her prom, as school officials found the dress offensive and disruptive. Jacqueline filed a lawsuit, and won an out-of-court settlement. Disgusting AND ugly.
Perfect Prom Updos
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Half Up Half Down Prom Hairstyles
The Prettiest Half-Up 'Dos for Prom
It may seem like most half up half down prom hairstyles are meant for ladies with long hair, but most of those looks could easily be achieved with shoulder-length hair or longer. Half up half down hairstyles are a wonderfully romantic look for prom, as they keep the hair out of the face (perfect for dancing) but look carefree and unfussy at the same time. See all the looks!
8. Pretty in Pink Bag Lady
linked from boston.com
7. Fuschia Tulle Vomit
linked from foreveramber.typepad.com6. Kelli Pickler as Princess Jasmine Prom Dress
linked from phillyblurbs.com
She gets an automatic fail on two counts:
- bare midriff (extra points for ultra-classy belly button ring)
- the cutout business around her hip bones (what function could that possibly serve?)
5. Grandmaster Flash Prom Dress
linked from weblogs.com4. Hello Kitty Prom Puke and Sock Monkey Hell
linked from photobucket.com
linked from whatnottoknit.wordpress.com
3. Prom Pregnancy Shift
linked from jibjab.com
This photo is overused and ancient, but it's like the Holy Grail of horrific prom dresses. This woman is a fashion pioneer. She totally anticipated the Hollywood Baby Craze before Shiloh was a twinkle in Brad Pitt's eye.
linked from shinymedia.headshift.comWhile shopping for a prom dress, remember there's a reason why Miss Universe contestants don't wear their country's flags as gowns.
1. Confederate Flag "Idiot Heritage" Gowns
linked from slrc-csa.orgStyleBistro Prom 2011
Check out all the hottest prom dresses and hairstyles for 2011, all on StyleBistro.
Perfect Prom Updos
Elegant Beauties
Looking for a chic prom hairstyle? Look no further because we've compiled some of the best prom updos out there. Celebrities on the red carpet are spotted donning the hottest updos and wouldn't you want to show your star style at your prom this year? So get inspired and take a look at some of the most coveted updos for prom. See all the looks!Long Curly Hairstyles for Prom
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Nothing looks more gorgeous and feminine than tumbling, cascading curls, so if that's your natural hair texture, you're in luck this prom season! Some of the stars' favorite styles tend to be long and curly, so we've gathered pics of some of our favorite 'dos to inspire you for the big night. And if you're planning to curl your hair to get the right texture, don't worry -- we won't tell. See all the looks!
Half Up Half Down Prom Hairstyles
The Prettiest Half-Up 'Dos for Prom
It may seem like most half up half down prom hairstyles are meant for ladies with long hair, but most of those looks could easily be achieved with shoulder-length hair or longer. Half up half down hairstyles are a wonderfully romantic look for prom, as they keep the hair out of the face (perfect for dancing) but look carefree and unfussy at the same time. See all the looks!Related Articles:
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