Favorite Gilbert Gottfried Jokes

Six-year-old boy: Words, words, words, words! One day, there will be no words. Seven-year-old sister: That will be a beautiful day. --2nd Ave & 7th St Overheard by: shmarls  

It should be on one of those “things to do before you die” lists: hearing Gilbert Gottfried’s voice (that infamous, loud, grating voice) in person.  

Gilbert Gottfried ropes Jon Lovitz and a toilet brush into a special insult for Jeff Ross.  

The raspy-voiced actor/comedian who can steal the show with a line or two, comes to Olivia Wilder Times™on Blogtalkradio this Thursday, August 21, 2008 at 3 p.m. PT/ 6 p.m. Eastern time for an informal interview. The show will be live at www ...  

The recent taping of Bob Saget's Comedy Central Roast was bound to take a wrong turn sooner or later — sooner, in fact, if the comic's filthy inner circle evinced in The Aristocrats and other blue rooms over the years had anything to do with it. In fact, we'd bet dollars to donuts that the...  

1) his infamous “Aristocrats” rendition at the 2001 Friars Roast of Hugh Hefner, which inspired the 2005 documentary of the same name Fingers crossed that the Saturday Night Live alum will be gunning for Memorable Moment No. 9 when he headlines ...  

"If you are an Olsen girl, you deserve it. They're going to just have to go home and cry in their billions of dollars." -- Gilbert Gottfried , after Bob Saget complained that pals shouldn't have made crude jokes about his "Full House" co-stars Mary ...  

Download this show Comedian Gilbert Gottfried joins The Roe Conn Show to talk about his new CD/DVD Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes and his upcoming show at Zanies  

Stand-up comic Gilbert Gottfried, well-known these days as the grating voice of the AFLAC duck, has always claimed he's a miserable guy. After listening to his travel stories, you ...  

He's Too Unsexy for this Post The list is out and it's been making waves from Best Week Ever to Regis & Kelly.  

Latest matches for: Egypt Fatal diving accident at the 'Blue Hole,' Egypt Asterix & Obelix - Mission Cleopatra - I Feel Good Latest matches for: jokes World's Most Offensive Joke - Disability Gilbert Gottfried ...  

One unforgettable voice plus two hilarious nights mean only one thing, comedian Gilbert Gottfried is coming to Argosy Casino.  

This week's diarist is Toronto filmmaker Steve Schnier. He was in New York recently working on a film with actor and onetime Hollywood Squares regular Gilbert Gottfried.  

When I was a kid, I watched a lot of USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shear and Gilbert Gottfried.  

Gilbert Gottfried and Dr. Phil will preside over the ceremony. #2 - Holding the camera: Matt Leinart.