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Tuesday Treat - 1/22/08
"An escalator can never break: it can only become
stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order
sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
- Mitch Hedberg
One could relate this to the Real Estate market. It can never really be broken, and yes, home prices are down, but for the smart home buyers and investors out there, the sky is definitely not falling! People will always need a place to live. On average, a normal home DOUBLES in value every ten years (according to NAR). That's a pretty good return on investment.
Seth Parker
Associate Broker
RE/MAX Athens
Huntsville Alabama Home Search
- Mitch Hedberg
One could relate this to the Real Estate market. It can never really be broken, and yes, home prices are down, but for the smart home buyers and investors out there, the sky is definitely not falling! People will always need a place to live. On average, a normal home DOUBLES in value every ten years (according to NAR). That's a pretty good return on investment.
Seth Parker
Associate Broker
RE/MAX Athens
Huntsville Alabama Home Search
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