Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

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Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television
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If you've run out of office pranks and you're looking to ring in the new month with a beer or seven, look no further than our comprehensive drinking game for Esquire's second annual Booziest Night on Television. The fun kicks off at 9/8c with a new episode of Best Bars in America, followed by the season three premiere of Brew Dogs

The rules of the game are quite simple. First, you'll need to retrieve from underneath your bathroom sink buy the following ingredients:

A bottle of vodka (or alcohol of choice)

A mixer

Lots of beer

Next, gather a group of friends (because drinking alone is always an unfortunate situation) and familiarize yourself with the nine likely show scenarios below. If you see them happen on the small screen, then you better get sippin'!

Play safe...and happy drinking!

If...
  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    You learn a fun new fact about alcohol in 'Best Bars.'

    Take a sip for each precious nugget of info. 

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    You see someone visibly drunk on 'Best Bars.'

    Stand up, spin around three times, and point to the drunkest person in the room. The person with the most votes must immediately do a shot. 

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    The guys go to a new bar in 'Best Bars.'

    Everyone must pass their mixed drink to the right and chug the drink they receive. Last one to chug has to pour the next round.

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    Jay from 'Best Bars' hesitates to drink.

    Chug a beer for five seconds. 

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    The Brew Dogs argue about ghosts.

    Yell "Boo!" If anyone spills their drink, they have to take a shot. 

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    Someone requires subtitles on 'Brew Dogs.'

    Take a sip. 

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    Bagpipes begin to play.

    Chug your beer until the music fades. 

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    Someone curses in either show.

    Yell a curse word of your own. Last person to curse must chug for five seconds. 

  • Zimbio's Official Drinking Game for Esquire's Booziest Night on Television

    Someone in 'Brew Dogs' references a beard.

    Go around in a circle and name a type of beard/moustache. The first person to not be able to come up with one/repeat an answer must chug the rest of their beer. 

We'd love to see your funniest drinking party photos! If you're playing along, be sure to tag #BooziestNight on either Twitter or Instagram for a chance to be featured on social media. Cheers!

I am the former TV Editor at Zimbio. I enjoy spicy tuna rolls, Pinot Noir, Beyonce, sloth gifs, volleyball, Adriana Lima and the beach. I also used to be a TV publicist. Follow me: Google
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