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If your idea of a tough dilemma is whether to put on your best woollen pyjamas or take a hot-water bottle to bed, then you’re not likely to have much more than a quizzical interest in controversial new website becauseimhot.com. Founded by Peter De Beer and Allan Van Buuren following a long debate into the merits and logistics of Darwinian dating strategies, becauseimhot.com aims to bring natural selection into the digital dating age. Members, who include numerous glamour models and Miss Universe contestants, can upload images of themselves (doubtless a favourite among many), play games or even forge new business contacts, at no financial cost. The only requirement is that they be deemed ‘hot’, with the crucial caveat that ‘hotness’ shall be decided by their fellow ‘hotties’, who are actively encouraged to use the site’s integrated voting system on a day-to-day basis. As Darwin himself knew, natural selection can often be cruel, and becauseimhot.com is no exception - once a user is rated average or below they can expect an email informing them that their account has been deleted (an experienced shared by as many as three out of ten hopefuls). But for those that remain this virtual community for the virtually perfect is a veritable smorgasbord of romantic opportunity. They can upload their own movies so everyone knows they are not only beautiful but also talented and clever, chat online so that other members can bear witness to their intelligent and insightful conversational skills and sparkling sense of humour, or maybe even display their softer side by posting pictures of their favourite dog or bunny rabbit. And when they are finished they can write it all down in their very own blog to be studied and enjoyed by each and every one of their many admirers. So if you’re being kept awake at night wondering if you’ve strayed a little too far towards the wrong end of the gene pool, or if that dream date next Saturday night may be not quite dreamy enough, log-on to becauseimhot.com. You might get a lot more, or a lot less, than you expect.

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Using Funny Pick Up Lines to Get Girls

Written by funnypickuplines on

Oh no, who wants to use "funny pick up lines"? They're so cheesey, they'll never work.

Better guess again.

The internet is crawling with guys trying to find out how to pick up girls. Some men spend 10s of thousands of dollars in live boot camps, trying to find the "magic bullet" words that will get the girls streaming into their bedroom. Eventually they find out the hard way that there is no magic bullet, all they need are some funny pick up lines and good old fashion confidence.

Consider this funny pick up line:

Guy: *Ahem* Say, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: Uh, I have no idea?
Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name's Steven.

Is that a stupid line? Definitely. But it demonstrates a key point in picking a girl up: Half the battle is breaking the ice between you and the person you want to talk to. Once the ice is melted, you're in! You've magically moved past stranger territory.

A main point to keep in mind here is that it matters very little what you say; it is infinitely more important how you say it. Do you think the best romancers in the world have some secret code they say that causes women to instantly swoon? No! They use the same funny pick up lines that anyone can use, but they say it with 100% confidence. How about this:

Guy: So this is where all the ugly girls hang out?

Most guys would be horrified to use a funny pick up line like that, but it's all in the way you present it. Think about how you used to treat one of your friend's kid sister. You want to act like that, in a teasing, funny, and maybe even flirty way. Every little girl had crushes on her older brother's friends, and by acting this way you can reignite those crush feelings. The key is to be teasing and fun, not creepy and overbearing like most guys in bars are.

Of course not every girl is going to warm up to you, but it's not because your line is bad. It's probably because she has a boyfriend, or is in a bad mood, or because you came across wrong. Picking up women is a numbers game; a certain number will accept and a certain number will deny. It all depends on how confident you are and how consistent you are. If you walk into a bar with the worst pick up line ever, but you use it on 100 different girls, chances are you'll get into some conversations and leave with a few phone numbers.

So play the numbers game, be confident, and don't stop using your funny pick up lines!

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