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If your idea of a tough dilemma is whether to put on your best woollen pyjamas or take a hot-water bottle to bed, then you’re not likely to have much more than a quizzical interest in controversial new website becauseimhot.com. Founded... [more]

If your idea of a tough dilemma is whether to put on your best woollen pyjamas or take a hot-water bottle to bed, then you’re not likely to have much more than a quizzical interest in controversial new website becauseimhot.com. Founded by Peter De Beer and Allan Van Buuren following a long debate into the merits and logistics of Darwinian dating strategies, becauseimhot.com aims to bring natural selection into the digital dating age. Members, who include numerous glamour models and Miss Universe contestants, can upload images of themselves (doubtless a favourite among many), play games or even forge new business contacts, at no financial cost. The only requirement is that they be deemed ‘hot’, with the crucial caveat that ‘hotness’ shall be decided by their fellow ‘hotties’, who are actively encouraged to use the site’s integrated voting system on a day-to-day basis. As Darwin himself knew, natural selection can often be cruel, and becauseimhot.com is no exception - once a user is rated average or below they can expect an email informing them that their account has been deleted (an experienced shared by as many as three out of ten hopefuls). But for those that remain this virtual community for the virtually perfect is a veritable smorgasbord of romantic opportunity. They can upload their own movies so everyone knows they are not only beautiful but also talented and clever, chat online so that other members can bear witness to their intelligent and insightful conversational skills and sparkling sense of humour, or maybe even display their softer side by posting pictures of their favourite dog or bunny rabbit. And when they are finished they can write it all down in their very own blog to be studied and enjoyed by each and every one of their many admirers. So if you’re being kept awake at night wondering if you’ve strayed a little too far towards the wrong end of the gene pool, or if that dream date next Saturday night may be not quite dreamy enough, log-on to becauseimhot.com. You might get a lot more, or a lot less, than you expect.

"Gosh, if only it were a tandem"

These were the words uttered to me as I prepared to hop on my bicycle just now. It was only as I cycled away I realised that this might have been a chat-up line.

Which bothers me. She may have been drunk, but she was also beautiful and charming. She didn't bark out some drunken slur, but rather just turned when I accidentally rang my bell and said "Bbbbrrring!"

"Sorry, I hit it by... Sorry" I said, as I hopped on

"Gosh, if only it were a tandem", winking, smiling. I'm sure. I cycled off

I didn't say "You can sit on the pannier". I didn't cycle her back to hers. We didn't swap numbers. She didn't invite me in for a drink. We didn't suddenly find that we had an incontrollable attraction to each other. We didn't start making mad, passionate love.

I just cycled off, fast at first, then slowing as the realisation washed over me. It might have been nothing. Most likely. But I'm single. And it saddens me not to give things a chance. Not to at least talk to someone, who seems (on very first impressions) to... impress.
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