Famous quotes by the wheeler, dealer Del Boy from the classic BBC sit-com Only Fools and Horses. Del had unique flare for the English langauge. Taken from Diamonds Are For Heather (1982)Del makes the followingcomments on Grandad’s cooking. Del “Tough? Tough? It’s the toughest chicken I’ve ever known. It’s asked me for a fight in the car park twice!” Taken from the Thicker Than Water (1983)episode. Del Boy exposes his Dad Reg as faking illness to him, Rodney and Grandad. Del “They ran his name through the computer but they didn’t have a patient called Trotter. But they did have a porter called Trotter. ...
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Heaven: Where the Police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organised by the Swiss. Hell: Where the Police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organised by the Italians.
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Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "Fun Quotes". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist's cap and add your own article!
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It sounds crazy but it’s true! And I’m not alone. The chances are you do too! So what is the average number of feet? Two? No, actually it’s less than two as there are a minority of people with either one foot or no feet at all and that brings the average down. So it’s weird but true that if you have two feet then you are above the average!
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I heard an interesting Spanish saying: "Un lápiz corto es mejor que una memoria larga" Which translates, more or less: "A little pencil is better than a huge memory". How true. If it's important I find it best to have it on paper. On paper means off my mind, which is a good thing. Technorati Tags: quotes
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