From the title you must have figured out that this page has everything and anything to do with funny, cheesy one-liners. If you're down and out, just reading one or two of them can lift your mood instantaneously. That is the main purpose of this page too - to brighten up your day! Going to list down some of my favorites here. So sit back, relax, read and enjoy!
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Weddings tend to happen in clusters. Seems as if wedding chimes are ringing everywhere lately. I received thirteen marriage invitation this year from my friends. I think its time do get drunk and dance. When I was 21 a couple of my frenz got married and now when I am almost 25 another bunch is following them. I am wondering what is going around me, am I late or they are in a hurry. At work one of my colleague was playing with his engagement ring in a meeting and I commented that you are... Read Full Story
This is the second page of some really funny, cheesy and sarcastic one liners. My personal favorites which had me smiling real wide the moment I read them. Hope you like them too.
If you missed out on the first page, go here.
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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its... Read Full Story
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them. " -Mark Twain Technorati Tags: quotation , quote , Mark Twain , Samuel Clemens , honors , awards , deserve Read Full Story
"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy." -Groucho Marx Technorati Tags: quotation , quote , Groucho Marx , Groucho , Kansas City , Kansas , unhappy , relatives , family Read Full Story
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay! - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata Animal Crossing: Wild World Technorati Tags: quote , moving , world Read Full Story
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. -Mark Twain Technorati Tags: quotation , quote , talent , Mark Twain , Samuel Clemens Read Full Story
No morning snow, just a little frost on the thunderdome(my driveway). Ill go back to bed for a bit as it is 5 am.
1 pm, I hear the call to arms. A snow shovel against pavement? I look and see my neighbor scraping his driveway. Why? There’s no slipping risk its just a millimeter thick [...]
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Before reading Do NOT jump to early conclusions! enjoy it………….
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’ she explained. ‘I’m afraid the... Read Full Story
