This fun little story came my way via email. "Worlds Shortest Fairytale" Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. "The End." Read Full Story
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. ' She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch..... Read Full Story
"The next major advance in the health of the American people will be determined by what the individual is willing to do for himself." John Knowles, former president The Rockefeller Foundation Read Full Story
Get ready for a good laugh - This set of rules for a Redneck’s success will be certain to be uplifting and humorous. My wife (Truthoughts) and myself (OutsideMyBrain) put these together. Enjoy! You may copy this post in it’s entirety, as long as you keep the copyright symbol and the link to this post embedded on [...] Read Full Story
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. Woody Allen Read Full Story
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -Sir Winston Churchill Technorati Tags: quote , quotation , Winston Churchill , Churchill , cats , dogs , pigs , pets , animals Read Full Story
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) Read Full Story
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! -Lucy Van Pelt Technorati Tags: quote , quotation , Lucy , Peanuts , Charlie Brown , love , chocolate Read Full Story
My favorite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. -Groucho Marx Technorati Tags: quote , Groucho Marx , poetry , Groucho , quotation Read Full Story
