From the title you must have figured out that this page has everything and anything to do with funny, cheesy one-liners. If you're down and out, just reading one or two of them can lift your mood instantaneously. That is the main purpose of this page too - to brighten up your day! Going to list down some of my favorites here. So sit back, relax, read and enjoy!
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This is the second page of some really funny, cheesy and sarcastic one liners. My personal favorites which had me smiling real wide the moment I read them. Hope you like them too.
If you missed out on the first page, go here.
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Get ready for a good laugh - This set of rules for a Redneck’s success will be certain to be uplifting and humorous. My wife (Truthoughts) and myself (OutsideMyBrain) put these together. Enjoy! You may copy this post in it’s entirety, as long as you keep the copyright symbol and the link to this post embedded on [...] Read Full Story
Before reading Do NOT jump to early conclusions! enjoy it………….
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,’ she explained. ‘I’m afraid the... Read Full Story
"The next major advance in the health of the American people will be determined by what the individual is willing to do for himself." John Knowles, former president The Rockefeller Foundation Read Full Story
Never try this. go out and get some outing activities
show up to your girlfriend? may be this is not a proper skill
watch you bone, could be broke
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No morning snow, just a little frost on the thunderdome(my driveway). Ill go back to bed for a bit as it is 5 am.
1 pm, I hear the call to arms. A snow shovel against pavement? I look and see my neighbor scraping his driveway. Why? There’s no slipping risk its just a millimeter thick [...]
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An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its... Read Full Story
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building .
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”
The blond e opened his lunch and said, ” Bologna again! If I get a bologna... Read Full Story
