Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

A place to share funny quotes from across the web. Post from your favorite comedians, comedies, and funny movies.

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Bill Cosby
Bill cosby 2 step
The Dana Carvey Show - Skinheads From Maine
Dana Carvey and Stephen Colbert sit around the porch and work on whittlin' a "hate stick for beatin' on the Spaniards".
President Clinton's Teats
President Clinton suckles puppies, a baby, and a kitten
newman
newman gets mad at jerry
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld on Supermarkets
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