I get emails all the time with jokes and the inevitable, "Pass this on to ten people immediately or your dog will get warts" or some equally stupid message. I don't expect you to pass this on (unless you just can't help yourself), just enjoy a giggle.
I was having trouble with my computer. So, I called Richard, the 11-year-old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking... Read Full Story
This Colonoscopy Journal was written by Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist Dave Berry. I thought this group would enjoy reading it as much as I did.
Colonoscopy Journal : I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the colonoscopy... Read Full Story
Is this the coolest way EVER to fight fires?
If I had one of these I would be so tempted to set things on fire just so I could use it to put them out again! Amazing. Read Full Story
This book’s contents might make you a bit uncomfortable, but as its often-hilarious testimonials from first-time parents show, expectant parents frequently feel really stupid.
Expectant parents are often overwhelmed-and befuddled-when they hear news of baby’s impending arrival.
Unlike many pregnancy books, this one has plenty of helpful information for the mother’s partner, including Simple diagrams to help managing Cravings, Fashion choices, and Mind-numbing labour pain... Read Full Story
There is a video that has been doing the rounds on Youtube and the like, depicting the ordeal of one Nicholas White. It began at around eleven o’clock on a Friday night in October 1999 when White left his office for a smoke break. He took the lift from his office on the the forty-third floor to street level. When he returned the lift got stuck and White ended up being stranded for a staggering forty one hours. The video is from the lift's CCTV footage, sped up so the entire proceedings are... Read Full Story
Can you eat this? I was watching the Colbert Report and they had a segment about a guy who competes in eating contests. There's such a thing as a Belly Buster Burger that 711 people have tried to finish and none have succeeded.
No big surprise since it's made from:
Weighs 15 pounds
10.5 pounds of ground beef
25 slices of cheese
A head of lettuce
Three tomatoes
Two onions
1.5 cups each of catsup, mayonnaise, relish, mustard and banana (Anna) peppers
A very large bun... Read Full Story
Debate Caption-What Should It Read? October 17, 2008 Hey Baby Boomers, is this a funny pic or what? I had to post it…it is from the last Presidential debate of 2008…what do you think the caption should read? And the post scrip should read…. window.google_render_ad(); Share This Story With Your Friends (choose below)... These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. Read More BBAC Posts... Joe the Plumber-There Really Is A Joe... Read Full Story
Would you dress your kid to look like an old man/woman? I agree it's kinda cool BUT you have to admit it's a funny thing to see a little boy in a trench coat and girly hat outfit ...wtf? Imagine how others kids would treat em if your son walked up in class with an inspector gadget/carmen sandiego fit?
Jean Paul Gaultier dressing kids up to look more fashionable than a good 70% of adults out there. If you have kids or know a kid, a trenchcoat, hat, sweater, or belted tunic will... Read Full Story
Abortion by itself is not funny by any means, but because its an animated abortion some liberties can be taken. The implication that it is a “surprise abortion” adds to the level of funitude. The young purple haired pregnant woman was strolling down the lane on her way to the grocery, when all of a sudden a couple off hooligans jump out and WHAMO, force a miscarriage on her. It is true that the most effective punch to use to force a miscarriage is the Falcon Punch, it’s high damage to... Read Full Story
