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Massachusetts Dumb Laws

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Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. It’s illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. It’s illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time ... Read Full Story

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Massachusetts Dumb Laws

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Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. It’s illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. It’s illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time ... Read Full Story

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Dumb Laws – Hawaii

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It’s illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize. The shooter might want to come back after drinking the prize and try again. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. It used to be the law in Hawaii that children had to obey all “lawful and moral” commands of their parents. In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician. Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is ... Read Full Story

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Dumb Laws – Hawaii

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It’s illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize. The shooter might want to come back after drinking the prize and try again. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. It used to be the law in Hawaii that children had to obey all “lawful and moral” commands of their parents. In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician. Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is ... Read Full Story

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Is it Wrong to Bring Your Own Food to Restaurants?

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Welcome to the NEW U.S. economy! I was at Wendy's the other day (I had to use the BATHROOM for FREE) and I saw two guys eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and drinking their own plastic mugs of water. They were just sitting there and did not have any Wendy's yellow napkins or Wendy's food tray as evidence that they bought something there. As I sat down on a chair to take in the FREE air conditioner, I had such a grin on my face; management didn't care that these two guys were freeloading. No one cared. The next day when I went ... Read Full Story

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