Anti-Gravity Boots!

Must have these. If only they were gas-powered...


Also known as "Air Kicks" – a name that is no match for “anti-gravity boots” – these new bipedal extensions promise to revolutionize the way we get from point A to point B, as well as the way we receive compound fractures. Price you pay for fun though, right?

Here’s how they work: high-impact rubber springs provide the pop, which is supposedly easier on your joints as well as a great workout. They strap onto most sneakers much like a ski boot or rollerblades. The creators are banking on the notion that the perfect workout is one that you get without the notion of actually working out. Interesting. Might be worth a try if you’re into that sort of attention. Might as well wear a cape while you’re bouncing around.

Order them here.