George Bush and Birth of the Dollyrots

Lets count the ways George Bush has blessed this great country.

He has managed to make LBJ look thrifty, and with the most recent bailout, FDR is looking like a tightwad.

The man single handily destroyed and discredited the conservative movement.

Has successfully made the constitution the outdated and irrelevant document that his personal attorney, Alberto Gonzales, has always maintained it is.

Made John Ashcroft look like a card carrying member of the ACLU.

War on two continents.

Made Presidents Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, and Warren Harding look good.

Embarrassed Americans every time he opens his mouth.

Insured that the United States will become a full blown socialist state.

His abuse of the English language makes everyone else feel smart.

Unprecedented ability to get the public to go along with, and Congress to support, his disastrous policies.

Caused untold millions of girls to be ashamed of their bush.

And---

He is responsible for the birth of The Dollyrots...

an LA one-girl-two guy pop punk trio, which has been rawking the indie circuit for seven years, and has recently broken through to celebrity edginess by signing with Joan Jett's Blackheart label.

Front girl Kelly Ogden explains the genesis of the band:

“We were watching the 2000 presidential election results, and at four o'clock in the morning, when we found out that George W. Bush had won, Luis and I were like, 'The world's probably gonna end anyway, and I don't want to go to med school' so we thought, 'Let's just do a band,' So that's when it happened. We had no future anyways, so let's just be a rock band!”

That is pretty awesome:



Bless you Mr. President.