We Know You’re Dead, but Happy B-Day George Carlin!

One of my favorite writers/comedians George Carlin would have had a birthday today (May 12th), but he’s dead. And based on his past work I don’t think he’d give a damn either way. Some of my favorite Carlin jokes:
1) Good news seniors! Death is near.
2) People I can do without: A dentist with blood in his hair and People who have large gums and small teeth.
3) Masturbation is not illegal, but if it were, people would probably take the law into their own hands.
Shout out to GC!