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If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you’ll begin to think you’re a genius. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever...Read Full Story

Do you agree with Maxine? These Comics make Great Comments for Myspace Fun.. Get the Code Get the Code Get the Code _________________________________________________________________ Visit the Maxine Comics Section for Lots more.. Visit the Christmas Section for a wide variety of Holiday Comments and Graphics ….Read Full Story

Do you agree with Maxine? These Comics make Great Comments for Myspace Fun.. Get the Code Get the Code Get the Code _________________________________________________________________ Visit the Maxine Comics Section for Lots more.. Visit the Christmas Section for a wide variety of Holiday Comments and Graphics ….Read Full Story

BOB & THE BLONDE Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re...Read Full Story

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…” Pilot – “Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land … it’s...Read Full Story