Giovani Dos Santos

Carlos Vela scored once and set up two goals as Mexico defeated the United States 5-0 to win the Gold Cup and snap the Americans' 58-game home unbeaten streak in the tournament. Half-time substitute Vela was one of five different players to score for Mexico which posted its fifth Gold Cup title. It also marked their first win against the US outside of Mexico in over 10 years, halting a 15-game losing skid. "I believe this is a great win for Mexico because we showed the pride we have in our hearts today," Mexico's Giovani Dos Santos said. "This is a huge step for ... Read Full Story

Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos have managed to overcome her fondness for hugging male friends with her mouth and are back together . Gio even saw it fit to serenade his lady love (guacala!) at her home after playing against Honduras. Ok, so. We need your thoughts on this. Our Exican often offered (threatened?) to serenade us for our birthday or Valentine’s Day or our Anniversary of Presidents’ Day, but we would always put a wrench in his plans by sobbing and telling him we’d break up with him if he did. He thought it was thoughtful and romantic, we felt it ... Read Full Story

Dr. Guanabeetch is in and ready to discuss the relationship between singer / actress Belinda’s dwindling nose and her soccer player beau, Giovani Dos Santos. Will these two last? Are they really in love? Are they holding in a queef? Dr. Guanabeetch will explain it all. GB: Thank you for speaking with us today, Dr. G. What can you tell us about Belinda and Gio’s relationship based on these pictures of them leaving a theater together? Dr. G: I distinctly remember asking that my water be room temperature upon arrival, and that I be provided with no less than six, hulled, de-seeded strawberries in ... Read Full Story

Could it be? Has the love affair between Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos - a love we thought would last the test of time and test the buoyancy of limo’s backseats - flickered away? The singer / actress, who has been looking extremely pointy lately, was recorded dancing, kissing and flirting with a male companion at a club. Ogle creepily with us, won’t you?: Not to say we told you so or anything, but: WE TOLD YOU SO. Or, actually, esteemed body language expert Dr. Guanabeetch told you: They’re both raging attention whores who will break up the moment one or the ... Read Full Story

We may be cautious in our approval of Giovani dos Santos’s new WAG, pop “star” Belinda, but Univision ’s Fernando Schwartz has no time for that crap. He’s been there/done that, man, and he took to the pages of OEM online to warn the Mexican soccer star to watch out, because that girl is poison. Specifically, the Locura por el Fútbol host has a beef with Belinda escorting dos Santos around the Televisa offices in a very-thinly veiled attempt to promote her stint on Cameleones . And, oh the fun that Schwartz has with that title! He uses it four times throughout his piece, ... Read Full Story