Max the Golden Retriever Gets His First Summer Cut

… yawn….. streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch…. wow, it seems like I’ve been asleep for a couple of weeks….. man, and what crazy dreams I’ve had… I dreamed that I went to the groomer and she shaved all my fur off and then I went to …. YEEEEEKKKKKK!!!! It wasn’t a dream… where did all my fur go? I remember hearing the buzzing, but I thought that was just a new nozzle for the doggie bath hose… now I know why they don’t have mirrors in that room.

… My long, flowing beautiful fur….. scratch… scratch…. How will I create those fun little hair bunnies all over the house? What will Molly think? I mean I know she gets shaved too, but that she has that hot little puff on her tail… look at me… no puff…. Of course my tail is still pretty long…. Opps, there it goes… Circle, circle…. Got it… darn it… circle…. Got…. Circle, circle…. Whew… that always makes me dizzy….

… Scratch… scratch… you know though, it is easier to get a good scratch going without all that long tangly fur in the way… and I look so slim… I bet I look 10 pounds lighter and dog years younger… and … lick, lick, lick…. Wow! My ‘stuff’ sure looks bigger…. well, what’s left of my stuff anyway…. Maybe I SHOULD give Molly a call…. sure, and we can share shaving stories … (more…)