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 Dear Mo,

How come I keep getting bitches pregnant? I’m not trying to, but it keeps happening. I always be making sure I pull-out and I just can’t wear condoms. They’re just too damn tight, if you know what I mean.

Please Help,

Baby Daddy X 6

Dear Baby Daddy X 6,

No, I don’t know what you mean and frankly, I don’t think you know what you mean either. Condoms were invented ESPECIALLY for individuals such as yourself who for some ungodly reason have super sperm that continually populates this Earth of ours. So I would suggest that you get snipped before you do anymore damage.

Here are some things that would NEVER be uttered again if people like you no longer procreated. I refer to this world as EUPHORIA.

Have you seen my muscle tee?

I’m fine, I brushed my teeth yesterday.

She may be my cousin, but I’d tap that.

God hates (insert any racist, sexist, homophobic, or hateful slur here).

If Borack is elected president, will we still call it the White House?

I know it’s been 2 years, but I just can’t seem to find a job.

If I quit smoking and drinking now, it will hurt the baby a lot more than if I just keep doing it.

Do you have a bigger size than Super Size?

I don’t plan on voting for president, but I voted for David Cook 783 times!

Hinder is my favorite band.

Ah………..what a world it COULD be! Stop laying down with the genetically inferior.

xoxo,

Mo

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