Gwen Stefani's Weight Problem

Gwen Stefani "feels like a giant house" after giving birth to her second son.

That's because he left the light on in there, and someone shaved her pubes to look like a welcome mat.

She is reportedly finding it more difficult to lose her post-pregnancy pounds than she did after her first son Kingston.

Well, that happens with age, but at least she has an excuse for it. That's the only reason why that guy in America became the first man to be pregnant, we're just sick of not having a good excuse to be fat.

A source close to the star said: "Gwen feels like a giant house at the moment. She hoped to shed 40 to 50lbs within three months."

So now she's a house with no shed? She'll never sell in this market.

The source added: "Gwen's appetite is running wild. She can't resist fries and sandwiches and has cravings for red meat."

It's almost like she's human.

Maybe she should just go with it, stay larger and enjoy the foods she fancies. All it would mean is that instead of being a Hollaback Girl, she'd be more of a hollow-legs one.

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