Hair Bleaching

There are some people who should never reach for that bottle of bleach.  When I was in high school, this one girl decided to go blonde "as a sociological experiment."  Supposedly she wanted to find out if people would treat her differently as a blonde.  I'm sure they did--not because she was blonde, per se, but because she never should have been a blonde.  EVER.  Here are some of my least favorite celebrity dye-jobs.



Paris Hilton is best in blonde.  I'm not the only one who truly can't stand her ratty-looking black wigs, am I?  Still, I can't help but disapprove of her generous use of platinum extensions.  That fake crap always looks like horsetail--no offense to horses.















Donatella Versace doesn't let her orange skin or puffy face get in the way of ugly, bleached extensions either.

















I know I posted this photo in the Worst Celebrity Hairstyles article, but it's still terrible.  Amy Winehouse, how dare you.  I almost prefer your La Pequena doppleganger: "Me encanta la droga!"




















Don't know who Alt-rock singer Ryan Adams is?  Well, he's probably dated your mother.  He just broke up with Mandy Moore , but he's also been linked to Parker Posey , Leona Naess, Jessica Joffe , and Winona Ryder .  And his hair is ugly as sin.