Health and Your Phat Ass

For all of you that are thick in the hips and have a phat ass (or maybe even a plain fat ass):

Recent studies have shown that you, the thoroughbred species that are predominant in all the stripper-type music videos, are less prone to diabetes.

The scientists experimented with mice by transplanting fat from just below the layer of skin, deep into their abdomens. The fat cells shrank and the mice became slimmer without any change in diet.

Well damn, how about that? We were wondering what you were going to do with all that ass later on in life when your waist isn’t so tiny, and the 18 year-olds replace you on the pole. And now this finally gives a legitimate reason why White girls can go and get a badonkadonk from their doctors: it increases their metabolism and helps them to lose weight.

Where I live though, the girls go to get hormone injections to boost their ass size. I must remind myself to tell them to just continue eating cornbread and pork chops and let the hypertension override the diabetes.

Toast to the Tip Drills!

After reading this article, I need to know: Are scientists really that bored?