When Speidi Sense is Tingling

A few postings back Wondertrash reported that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt had gone loco. More specifically they'd developed an interesting new hobby that involves wearing tinfoil hats and surfing the net for info about the Illuminati. They were even recent guests on controversial radio show Infowars, hosted by Alex Jones. That's when they revealed that 911 was an inside job, that the only silicone that will enter Heidi's body is in breast implant form - no NWO microchips, and that there were sent on this mad course by a record producer friend who gave them a copy of Jones 'documentary' the Obama Deception.


I assume it was their friend's idea of a joke, and that he was playing on their impressionable natures. Anyway he's created a Frankenstein by letting Pandora out of the box (how's that for mixing metaphors?) and now Speidi have spent every day for the past month researching govt conspiracies on the net. Heidi says she feels like she's in the Matrix and 'took the blue pill, or whatever that pill was'. Well she sounds like she's been taking some kind of pill, but it isn't birth control pills. Heidi revealed during her lengthy Alex Jones chat that birth control is also an Illuminati plot.


Now Speidi might not have their adorable little heads screwed on straight, but their hearts on in the right place. Here's a picture of the dynamic duo below celebrating their patriotism with an American flag and a loaf of Wonderbread (They were in the nation's capitol feeding the ducks). That's only appropriate since Wonderbread, like Wondertwins Heidi & Spencer, is bland and highly artificial! Also while it doesn't go bad, there's something not quite right about it.







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