Henny Youngman Quotes

Henny Youngman Quotes

Share your favorite Henny Youngman one-liners and Henny Youngman quotes. You know, he never actually said "Take my wife—please" but he was a funny man. Henny Youngman died in 1998.

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Republican Party Of Minnesota Holds Franken Accountable For Jokes About Child Abuse

PRESS RELEASE At a Capitol press conference, Republican Party of Minnesota Chair Ron Carey held DFL endorsed Senate candidate Al Franken accountable for a series of shocking and offensive jokes he made in 2000 regarding the deadly serious topic of child abuse. "For a year and half, Al Franken has asserted his career provided good training for the U.S. Senate. However, I fail to see how jokes about such serious topics as rape and child abuse provide good training," Carey said... Read Full Story

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