Henny Youngman Quotes
Share your favorite Henny Youngman one-liners and Henny Youngman quotes. You know, he never actually said "Take my wife—please" but he was a funny man. Henny Youngman died in 1998.
Monday night Henny
Posted in humor Tagged: henny youngman jokesA man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, “Here’s your husband!” The man’s wife says, “Where’s his wheelchair?”
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