Henny Youngman Quotes

Henny Youngman Quotes

Share your favorite Henny Youngman one-liners and Henny Youngman quotes. You know, he never actually said "Take my wife—please" but he was a funny man. Henny Youngman died in 1998.

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A doctor says to a man "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called...

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