Henry Hager

Henry Hager

Henry Hager recently married Jenna Bush, George W Bush's daughter. Henry Hager used to be a White House intern who worked under senior presidential adviser Karl Rove.

Bush Wedding Crowns New Biggest Douche Bag in The World

Jenna_bushBush Wedding Crowns New biggest Douche Bag in The World. And the Winner is...
Henry Hager!

First daughter Jenna Bush and Henry Hager, the son of a well-connected Virginia Republican, say "I do" Saturday on President Bush's 1,600-acre ranch near Crawford, Texas.
Jenna Bush is just trying to live a regular life and keeps going on by reminder herself, "At least I am not one of Al Gore's children."

Congratulations Henry Hager you are now the biggest Douche bag in the world. Reining worlds biggest douche bag, Sean Penn, called Henry Hager earlier today to pass the torch. "I guess I will just have to retire and hang out  with Lance Armstrong  and Michael Jordon,  like them I was the greatest  but it's  time for a new  generation of douche bags  to have their turn."  A teary eyed Penn  said to an audience of dozens.

Presidents George W Bush's Guide to a Texas Father of the bride.
Bush_guide
1. Watch father of the bride staring Steve Martin

2. Hire a hilarious gay wedding planner,  preferably  Martin Short

3. Hate that gay wedding planner, he is so silly  and should never be allowed to get  Married

4. Hate Dianne  Keaton.

5. Have your friend Dick Cheney take your  future  son in law  bird hunting.  Then in front of him shoot some old guy  in the face  and say  "That what happens  to guys  who try to hurt  my little girl

Follow all these rules  and your mission will be accomplished.

(Blackdog fact #47, Al Gore's son, Al Gore the third is a dead ringer for John Lennon's killer Mark  David Chapman)
Gore_son_2 Is this Gore or the Beattle killer?

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