Hollywood's Brain-Fart Syndrome

Blondes Fart Of course, blondes farting are just as funny as other people farting, but this is a blonde jokes site after all. The famous blind date video is about a typical dumb blonde farting, and of course there is the Britney Spears parody "Oops I farted again". So here are some fart jokes about other blondes. Our current fart joke of the month. A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and passed gas, waking up her husband. After a few months of marriage, her husband finally said, "you have to stop this". "If you fart ... Read Full Story

Lady Fart A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!" To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?" Big Chief No Fart A young indian scout comes riding into town from the prarie and runs straight to the town doctor. Out of breath and distraught, he interupts the doctor who is tending to another patient and says to him.. "Big chief, no fart! Big chief no ... Read Full Story

Following up with the Top 10 Reasons for Becoming a Nurse, now that you’ve decided to go down the path of a self-less job that doesn’t get any respect - you’ll need to know some of the more commonly used terminology in the nursing industry. 1. “No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you. Again.” 2. “I’m sorry, it’s not THAT kind of Tylenol.” 3. “You won’t feel a thing.” 4. “Because your doctor said so.” 5. “This won’t hurt a bit.” 6. “I swear, if that patient rings the call bell one more time.” 7. “No, I will NOT give ... Read Full Story

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Well, there’s.. The SBD (silent but deadly) Milky Eggy The Reverb (echoes like the Grand Canyon) The Belcher (Deep and long–like it’s trying to say the alphabet) The Chunker (fart usually accompanied by a pebble or two) Minty aka the Mentholator (come on, you’ve all had those) The Trumpet (high pitched and vibrating) The Flappy (real loose sounding) The Stalker (seems to follow you wherever you go) Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse. Can smell like anything, nasal investigators rarely have time to distinguish an odor. Eggy Fart ... Read Full Story

A blessing in disguise I suppose the appropriate answer would be. Just a few days ago the well-aged and decrepit actress Sharon Stone, made the mistake of equating the devastation in China to " Bad Karma " for China's treatment of Tibet. This comparison has more or less exactly failed to impress the founder of the largest cineplex chain in China. UME founder Ng See-Yuen was so unhappy with the comment, ....... Read More HERE! http://hoopyfrooddude.blogspot.com/2008/06/if-china-was-bad-karma-what-was.html Read Full Story

Yeah, I know. Sounds kinda harsh in the onset. But It's becoming more apparent that celebs need to start "walking the walk" of their overtly my way or the highway rants. Unfortunately, the public at large still manages to give them a pass when they open the holes under their noses. Over the years, mostly during major political seasons like we are in now, celeb's start lambasting about how terrible "X" politician is, and they will "leave the country" if they are elected/re-elected. We saw a bit of this during the last couple Bush elections. Read more HERE! http://hoopyfrooddude.blogspot.com/2008/05/celebs-if-you-dont-like-america-gtfo.html Read Full Story

A quick sidestep from my normal mantra, but worth the effort. It now appears that the writers have, pardon the pun, written themselves into a corner. The now two month plus old strike isn't paying off for them as I would suspect they had hoped, or planned for. Apparently, four major studios have terminated the contracts of dozens of writers, having already resigned next seasons television as a loss. Actual numbers vary, but the highest marker so far has reached over 65 contract cancellations. The studios in question so far are, 20th Century Fox Television, CBS Paramount Network Television, NBC Universal and Warner Bros. ... Read Full Story

The term "learning from your mistakes," can apply to many things. If you put your hand into an open fire, it will get burned, it will hurt, and you learn not to do that again. Or perhaps carrying a load of items stacked up obscuring your view, from point A to point B, and you walk into a wall. You may get a bruise or two, and if anyone else saw it, perhaps a bruised "pride." You learn to not carry so much so you can see where you are going. The term apparently DOES NOT apply to Hollywood and its continuing to develop ... Read Full Story

And no, it's not the writer's strike either that's bringing celebrities to tears. It's because no one is buying into the celebrity Bulls#!t anymore. Reality T.V. shows have garnered the highest ratings and cornered the market as of late, above and beyond anything the celebrity elite could manage. And that has them steamed. Ever since celebrities started turning their exposure into political platforms, people have begun to tune them out. No one cares that Sean Penn went somewhere to talk to whoever. No one cares that a couple celebrities testified in a congressional hearing about something. No one cares. The celebrity voice is dying ... Read Full Story