The term "learning from your mistakes," can apply to many things. If you put your hand into an open fire, it will get burned, it will hurt, and you learn not to do that again. Or perhaps carrying a load of items stacked up obscuring your view, from point A to point B, and you walk into a wall. You may get a bruise or two, and if anyone else saw it, perhaps a bruised "pride." You learn to not carry so much so you can see where you are going. The term apparently DOES NOT apply to Hollywood and... Read Full Story
Blondes Fart Of course, blondes farting are just as funny as other people farting, but this is a blonde jokes site after all. The famous blind date video is about a typical dumb blonde farting, and of course there is the Britney Spears parody "Oops I farted again". So here are some fart jokes about other blondes. Our current fart joke of the month. A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and passed gas, waking up her husband. After a few months of... Read Full Story
Lady Fart A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!" To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?" Big Chief No Fart A young indian scout comes riding into town from the prarie and runs straight to the town doctor. Out of breath and distraught, he interupts the doctor who is tending to another... Read Full Story
Following up with the Top 10 Reasons for Becoming a Nurse, now that you’ve decided to go down the path of a self-less job that doesn’t get any respect - you’ll need to know some of the more commonly used terminology in the nursing industry. 1. “No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you. Again.” 2. “I’m sorry, it’s not THAT kind of Tylenol.” 3. “You won’t feel a thing.” 4. “Because your doctor said so.” 5. “This won’t hurt a bit.” 6. “I swear, if that patient rings the call... Read Full Story
I'm really beginning to believe that there needs to be some sort of "uprising" of a sort concerning the "accountability" problem that America is suffering from as of late. Apologies abound from this politician, that corporate executive, or any number of televised excuse givers these days. But they all say the same thing essentially, "We're sorry that what we said/did/meant was MISUNDERSTOOD or TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT." No one actually accepts responsibility for their actions anymore. On this... Read Full Story
The question had once been posed: How many able-bodied U.S. Marines does it take to hold a hill against more than 2,000 armed and motivated attackers? By the morning of Oct. 26, 1942 history had provided the answer. Naval historian David Lippman recounts the events that led up to this answer. On Oct. 25, Mitchell Paige was back on the God-forsaken malarial jungle island of Guadalcanal. Marines struggled to complete an airfield that could threaten the Japanese route to Australia. Admiral... Read Full Story
And no, it's not the writer's strike either that's bringing celebrities to tears. It's because no one is buying into the celebrity Bulls#!t anymore. Reality T.V. shows have garnered the highest ratings and cornered the market as of late, above and beyond anything the celebrity elite could manage. And that has them steamed. Ever since celebrities started turning their exposure into political platforms, people have begun to tune them out. No one cares that Sean Penn went somewhere to talk to... Read Full Story
A quick sidestep from my normal mantra, but worth the effort. It now appears that the writers have, pardon the pun, written themselves into a corner. The now two month plus old strike isn't paying off for them as I would suspect they had hoped, or planned for. Apparently, four major studios have terminated the contracts of dozens of writers, having already resigned next seasons television as a loss. Actual numbers vary, but the highest marker so far has reached over 65 contract cancellations... Read Full Story
Once again, Kudos to my friend Roberta for forwarding yet another great e-mail to me about a serious agenda. It's regarding the upcoming Dec. 7, 2007 release of the movie, " The Golden Compass ," starring Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, and Ian McKellan as the "voice" of one of the characters (a Bear.) The agenda behind The Golden Compass series could best be described as deceptive, even evil (in whatever form you want to describe evil) in its underlying message. Yet, the author Philip Pullman... Read Full Story
Yeah, I know. Sounds kinda harsh in the onset. But It's becoming more apparent that celebs need to start "walking the walk" of their overtly my way or the highway rants. Unfortunately, the public at large still manages to give them a pass when they open the holes under their noses. Over the years, mostly during major political seasons like we are in now, celeb's start lambasting about how terrible "X" politician is, and they will "leave the country" if they are elected/re-elected. We saw a... Read Full Story
