A blessing in disguise I suppose the appropriate answer would be. Just a few days ago the well-aged and decrepit actress Sharon Stone, made the mistake of equating the devastation in China to " Bad Karma " for China's treatment of Tibet. This comparison has more or less exactly failed to impress the founder of the largest cineplex chain in China. UME founder Ng See-Yuen was so unhappy with the comment, ....... Read More HERE! http://hoopyfrooddude.blogspot.com/2008/06/if-china-was-bad-karma... Read Full Story
Yeah, I know. Sounds kinda harsh in the onset. But It's becoming more apparent that celebs need to start "walking the walk" of their overtly my way or the highway rants. Unfortunately, the public at large still manages to give them a pass when they open the holes under their noses. Over the years, mostly during major political seasons like we are in now, celeb's start lambasting about how terrible "X" politician is, and they will "leave the country" if they are elected/re-elected. We saw a... Read Full Story
Lady Fart A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop that!" To which the waiter replies, "Sure, which way did it go?" Big Chief No Fart A young indian scout comes riding into town from the prarie and runs straight to the town doctor. Out of breath and distraught, he interupts the doctor who is tending to another... Read Full Story
Following up with the Top 10 Reasons for Becoming a Nurse, now that you’ve decided to go down the path of a self-less job that doesn’t get any respect - you’ll need to know some of the more commonly used terminology in the nursing industry. 1. “No, really, I don’t mind changing the TV channel for you. Again.” 2. “I’m sorry, it’s not THAT kind of Tylenol.” 3. “You won’t feel a thing.” 4. “Because your doctor said so.” 5. “This won’t hurt a bit.” 6. “I swear, if that patient rings the call... Read Full Story
Well, there’s..
The SBD (silent but deadly)
Milky
Eggy
The Reverb (echoes like the Grand Canyon)
The Belcher (Deep and long–like it’s trying to say the alphabet)
The Chunker (fart usually accompanied by a pebble or two)
Minty aka the Mentholator (come on, you’ve all had those)
The Trumpet (high pitched and vibrating)
The Flappy (real loose sounding)
The Stalker (seems to follow you wherever you go)
Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart
The type that remains totally... Read Full Story
The question had once been posed: How many able-bodied U.S. Marines does it take to hold a hill against more than 2,000 armed and motivated attackers? By the morning of Oct. 26, 1942 history had provided the answer. Naval historian David Lippman recounts the events that led up to this answer. On Oct. 25, Mitchell Paige was back on the God-forsaken malarial jungle island of Guadalcanal. Marines struggled to complete an airfield that could threaten the Japanese route to Australia. Admiral... Read Full Story
Once again, Kudos to my friend Roberta for forwarding yet another great e-mail to me about a serious agenda. It's regarding the upcoming Dec. 7, 2007 release of the movie, " The Golden Compass ," starring Nicole Kidman, Daniel Craig, and Ian McKellan as the "voice" of one of the characters (a Bear.) The agenda behind The Golden Compass series could best be described as deceptive, even evil (in whatever form you want to describe evil) in its underlying message. Yet, the author Philip Pullman... Read Full Story
And no, it's not the writer's strike either that's bringing celebrities to tears. It's because no one is buying into the celebrity Bulls#!t anymore. Reality T.V. shows have garnered the highest ratings and cornered the market as of late, above and beyond anything the celebrity elite could manage. And that has them steamed. Ever since celebrities started turning their exposure into political platforms, people have begun to tune them out. No one cares that Sean Penn went somewhere to talk to... Read Full Story
I'm really beginning to believe that there needs to be some sort of "uprising" of a sort concerning the "accountability" problem that America is suffering from as of late. Apologies abound from this politician, that corporate executive, or any number of televised excuse givers these days. But they all say the same thing essentially, "We're sorry that what we said/did/meant was MISUNDERSTOOD or TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT." No one actually accepts responsibility for their actions anymore. On this... Read Full Story
