Today on Boing Boing Gadgets

Today on Boing Boing Gadgets we saw mugshots of the dumbest thieves in New York State, foresaw the return of crappy Tiger-style LCD games, and played with a frightening WowWee Chatterbot. John converted his houseplan's meaningless biometric readings into—appropriately enough—twitter posts; Joel lost a few extra pounds on a novelty velocipede, and Rob donned a useless anti-cellphone radiation suit. JVC and Kenwood gazed lovingly into one another's eyes. We also looked at a GUI-based music video; a transparent Eee hardcase; a phone of little use to onanists; an iPod file squirter; a gallery of shipping containter data centers; a scammy fuel-injection gizmo that outsmarts at least one Florida NBC affiliate; and AT&T screwing its own customers. We learned about Japanese cigarette vending machines, the fears of Thai children, everything there is to know about bicycles, and how to <a href="http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/05/12/the-future-of-funera.html"turn corpses into a syrupy fecal sludge. Don't forget the adjustable hot sauce. There were reviews, too, thanks to Joel's recent trip to the woods: Bruton's Solaris 52 solar and Solo 15 battery, Lenovo's x300 ultra-thin notebook, Finally, here's one thing we won't be reviewing any time soon: a portable gaming console from Apple.