Hot Mormon Muffins

My friend Jim is really good at what he calls “the runner-up smile.” It’s a grin as taut as a mainsail that one has to plaster on one’s face when it is announced that all your efforts, dental work and hours practicing Portia's speech have been for nothing -- you didn’t get the crown. It’s an expression that’s as thin as Saran Wrap and just as transparent. But what else can they do? They can’t stamp their dyed-to-match pumps on the stage and stomp away or they’ll be considered ungracious. They can’t smile for real because it’s almost impossible to be that phony with ... Read Full Story

At Manolith, we’re always working on ways to get you through the week with as little weeping and gnashing of teeth as possible. And this week, we’ve got a prize package that just might do the trick. We know that for you to be the envy of all your friends, you need to stroll into your local hipster dive wearing the most ironic t-shirt in the joint. You don’t need to be ashamed of it. We’ve got you covered. This week, we’re giving away t-shirts from the fine folks that brought you the Hot Mormon Muffins calendar . See, in addition to calendars featuring ... Read Full Story

Share You know how people are always like, “Wednesday! I hate Wednesday more than Monday!” and, “Contrary to popular belief, Wednesday is a horrible day,” and, “I’m full of Existential angst after slaving away for The Man for two whole days, and suddenly I just realized I have three more days of slaving away to go! Boo to you, Wednesday!”? Well, fret not, Wednesday hating masses. The Manolith team has assembled a lil prize pack that just might put a smile on your wage-slaving, Camus-quoting, clove cigarette smoking, life-hating, whiskey-drinking, depressing-ass Wednesday: Your very own calendar featuring hot Mormon girls and their muffins! Really, ... Read Full Story

Remember last week when photos from that sexy Mormon baking calendar thing leaked? Well, today even more photos have made their way into the world of Internet-land. But for those not yet up-to-date, here’s the story in short. A few years back, an entrepreneurial dude named Chad Hardy had a great idea, he would make a calendar featuring sexy Mormons to, you know, let the world know that such things existed. His first project was “ Men on a Mission ,” a calender chock-full of sexy young Mormon men. This calendar was a huge success for Hardy and women the world over loved the ... Read Full Story

A website called Mormons Exposed has put out a calendar that’s getting quite a lot of attention. It features Mormon moms dressed provocatively – one even in her bra and panties, several in bathing suits, another dressed up as a schoolteacher with her cardigan sweater unbuttoned so her bra is showing, etc. None of the photos are all that provocative by secular standards, but the Mormon church places a high value on modesty. Most Mormons wear special underclothes (known as “the garment” by Mormons and sometimes called “Mormon underwear” by non-Mormons) after their Endowment , which is often part of a Mormon marriage . ... Read Full Story