Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill Recall Due to FIRE Danger

I want cameras on every mildly dysfunctional celebrity family in America because apparently there are some serious train wrecks out there. No wait, there are cameras on them already. Well, thank god because this is awesome.

If you own Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill you are hereby instructed by its seller to “immediately stop using cooking oils on the grill prior to preheating” because it could “cause the oil to ignite and/or flare up.” This, according to QVC who sold the deadly unit through their network of over-caffeinated hosts. Five complaints have been filed (two of which resulted in physical burns) and a voluntary recall has been issued.

Things are not looking up for the Hulkster. First there were rumors he was dating his daughter's friend, Christiane Plante. Now his ex-wife is dating his incarcerated son's schoolmate, Charley Hill. I suppose it's some form of karmic punishment for having a show called "Hogan Knows Best."

I’m sure Hulk will be fine. As long as he takes some of his own advice:

“To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.”

Amen.



















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